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This most curious game of tag started with Megan over at Very Normal (disclaimer et all) tagging me . Now I’m it. So here’s me passing it along.

Obviously there are rules and they’ve thought off everything this time ;) :

1.You must post the rules.
2. Answer the questions the tagger set for you in their post and then create eleven new questions to ask the people you’ve tagged.
3. Tag eleven people and link to them on your post.
4. Let them know you’ve tagged them.

Now, her questions which I’ve answered:

1. The best moment of your life?

The day I ate 7 shawarmas in 20 minutes or something like that.

2. The worst moment of your life?

The moment I found out that beef was too holy to be cooked in India.

3. If you could go back and change one thing what would it be?

Nothing, I’m a walking cliché, and in sticking to them, I wouldn’t change a thing.

4. If you could go back and tell someone how you really felt when you didn’t, who would it, is?

Erm, my 5th grade math teacher….. She had it coming that twat.

5. If there was someone who you could tell how you really felt now who would it be?

I’d like to tell the guy in my college food court not to handle my food without gloves on…. But I don’t want spit on my food the next time, so…..

6. Your greatest achievement?

Eating 7 shawarmas in around 20 mins. Duh.

7. Someone you wanted to be proud of you who weren’t?

Not a one. It’s a pre requisite that you don’t expect me to make you proud before I start talking to you in earnest.

8. List the best people in your life right now.

I take the time to be aware of little else so really, anyone who’s in it qualifies. Also I somehow seem to find the upside in everyone.

9. Your joy in life is… 

well, if you haven’t figured that out by now….

10. What you wish you could do but cannot?

One of the things would be to drive a BMW M6 from Britain to the south of Spain…. Monetary limitations :-/

11. If I gave you an airline ticket for anywhere in the work where would you go?

New York…. As places go, I love cities.

Nooooow, my questions:

1.  If you were stuck in a burning building with no possible means of escape but had a bag of marshmallows….. Would you toast them over the fire or just eat ‘em straight?

2. The funniest knock knock knock you can think of

3. Weirdest thing you’ve eaten.

4. Tell me what you’d do if a bird excreted on your head.

5. Stupidest thing you did while you were sober

6.Can you run 2 miles if I kick you out of bed at 4am…. to chase me down ….. Theoretically. In reality I won’t make it the first mile.

7. How many quarter pounders do you think you can eat in a sitting?

8. Bacon or Beer. You must decide!

9. Can you tell me, an exact use for a rubber duck?

10. in your dreams….. Are you on top?

11. Rosie Huntington-Whitley or Megan fox? You Must Decide!

Fin-uh-lee, here are the bloggers I’m about to spam:

Andy

Brainrants

H.E.Ellis

Paula

Kritika

Prettyfeetpoptoe

Guapo

Afrankangle

The man who fears war

Bestbathroombooks

Wandering atavist

Tadah!

Later! =D

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Posted on February 24, 2012, in Anything goes and tagged , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 38 Comments.

  1. Too late, but thank you. Also, since they must be awesome, what is a shawarma? Send me the recipe.

    • That burns :O…. and dude, you do not ask for a shawarma recipe! …unless you want ‘a’ shawarma in which case you can google it and that’s that.

      No, to have a real shawarma, you gotta travel to the middle east…. but since you love bacon, my treat if you show up :p

  2. And dammit neither bacon nor beef. Hinduism on a high! lol

    • (0.o) sonova….. you’re one of them! :p
      You frikkin’ mind reader…. I was just about to post the link on your wall.

      • i am not one of them. actually i’m gonna go have beef sometime soon. and then tell my daddy about it and see what happens :P i believe we gotta put up with a lot of BS that doesn’t make sense. Anything that doesn’t make sense should be dismissed.

      • Dude, I was kidding! :p ….I agree with the last part but I was kidding . I won’t hold it against you :p.

  3. thanks for the tag, and great answers!
    Probably the most…unique perspective I’ve seen on these so far…

  4. Aren’t there supposed to be 11 questions? I see only 8… If I’m going to do this, I need to get the rules straight. ;-)

  5. All hail the King of the Shawarmas!

  6. You’ll have your answers tomorrow, Rantonit.

  7. 1. If you were stuck in a burning building with no possible means of escape but had a bag of marshmallows….. Would you toast them over the fire or just eat ‘em straight?

    ANS: Eat em straight because that’s how I prefer. A fire in the building doesn’t change shit. :P

    2. The funniest knock knock knock you can think of
    ANS: what are we, 6? ok..
    Knock Knock!
    Who’s there?
    Jude
    Jude who?
    Hey! Jude!

    3. Weirdest thing you’ve eaten.
    ANS: Gummy Bears :-) Then i went ahead and fell in love with every one of them lol

    4. Tell me what you’d do if a bird excreted on your head.
    ANS: Shampoo and condition. Duh.

    5. Stupidest thing you did while you were sober
    ANS: I was sober? All memory deceives me :P

    6.Can you run 2 miles if I kick you out of bed at 4am…. to chase me down ….. Theoretically. In reality I won’t make it the first mile.
    ANS:4 am for the love of Jesus Christ!? I’d kick you back in the…!

    7. How many quarter pounders do you think you can eat in a sitting?
    AND: Three would be honesty. Forty Three would be travesty. lol

    8. Bacon or Beer. You must decide!
    ANS: Beer. Any day.

    9. Can you tell me, an exact use for a rubber duck?
    ANS: I chewed them in the bathtub. Such good use!

    10. in your dreams….. Are you on top?
    ANS: Go fly a kite kiddo :D

    11. Rosie Huntington-Whitley or Megan fox? You Must Decide!
    ANS: George Clooney even if he’s a hundred years old

  8. 1. If you were stuck in a burning building with no possible means of escape but had a bag of marshmallows….. Would you toast them over the fire or just eat ‘em straight?
    Take the bag with me, then toast them when I’m out.

    2.The funniest knock knock knock you can think of
    Knock knock. Who’s there? Who gives a shit.

    3. Weirdest thing you’ve eaten.
    Roasted marshmallows from a burning building.

    4. Tell me what you’d do if a bird excreted on your head.
    Let it dry, then brush it off.

    5. Stupidest thing you did while you were sober.
    Jumping off a trunk will it was going 25 mph.

    6A.Can you run 2 miles if I kick you out of bed at 4am…. to chase me down ….. Theoretically. In reality I won’t make it the first mile.
    No

    6B. How many quarter pounders do you think you can eat in a sitting?
    Definitely an interesting to consider during my prime-eating years.

    7. Bacon or Beer. You must decide!
    I’m a wine guy – BACON!

    8. Can you tell me, an exact use for a rubber duck?
    To float in water.

    9. In your dreams….. Are you on top?
    Sometimes

    10. Rosie Huntington-Whitley or Megan fox? You Must Decide!
    I’m loyal to Shania Twain.

  9. Wait….do you like shawarma?

  10. I can’t believe I had someone stop at my blog claiming you are his best friend. Is this person on meds or getting psychological help? ;)

    • heyhey :D anothey comment of yours I found in spam :P .
      For one, that’s a pre requisite for being friends with me .
      Also yes, my best friend ever is loose on the blogosphere I suggested he go blog hopping ;)

  11. Didn’t quite understand your need for a blender on Rants’ site. To produce blendable Oreo crumbs? Place Oreos in a heavy plastic bag. The liner from a breakfast cereal box is best. If Mom didn’t provide a rolling pin, improvise. A beer, wine or liquor bottle will work. No such bottles in a student dorm? I’m smelling Holy Cow excreta! Roll/crush/powder oreos. Pour in suitable bowl, add vanilla Smirnoff. Apply elbow, complete with grease, attached to fork or spoon, stir vigorously. Decant. Freeze. Enjoy. Do I have to think of everything? Where’s Hotspur when you need him?

    • well, thank you muchly for that .
      However, I’ve tried oreos with milk in a blender hoping for a milkshake and noticed how the cream always comes up in blobs….. The crush by hand and mix idea did come to mind but then the cream would just be all over the place and I wanted to know if it’d actually combine with the smirnoff, the biscut and the cream so that when I freeze it I’d have an oreo ice cream that’d give me a buzz.

      Glad to have you visiting my blog btw :D

  12. I love your blog, but I have a few questions. well actually only one question….What is a shawarma?

    also, I have the answer for your beef concerns…eat Moose. it is wild game, contains no fat, and is a blast to shoot! lots of them here in Newfoundland…hell, we hit em with our cars on the highway!

    • Straight to the crux of it all eh?
      You’ve asked the right question though, a shawarma is ( as far as my knowledge on it’s origin go ) turkish thing. In Muscat you’d find a shawarma shop every kilometer. Imagine a massive chunk of meat in the shape of the frustrum of a cone, widening upwards . About 4 feet high and a foot and a half in diameter at the top, all boneless and stuck together with fat. This is slowly cooked and circumfrential layers are trimmed off to get brilliantly cooked chicken which is them rolled in arabic bread with garlic mayo ( made in house ), fries and lettuce.
      That’s how the popular places do it but you can find all sorts of ways to serve it online….. Now, what I’ve told you is just the theory but some of these places where they make shawarmas, the taste simply cannot be replicated, each place has their own thing .

      About the beef, in the state I’m studying in in India, they’ve banned the sale of beef :-/ …… you thought unhealty would put me off eh? Lol
      Although, moose sounds wonderful….. Without the tiretracks…..

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